April 2011
Bark! Bark! Hey, did you know I got accepted for that Guide Dog job that I flunked out in the first time around? Yep…I’m moving back to California! APRIL FOOLS! Howl….and belly laugh! Had you worried, didn’t I? No need! I won’t be leaving any time soon. Besides, all my friends are here and I know the Sidney Pier Hotel would not let me leave quite that easily, especially since I have become a STAR! I just gotta tell ya that I am a celebrity! Yep, that’s right! Homes and Living Magazine featured ME as the star of the Sidney Pier Hotel and Spa for one of CHEK’s new TV shows! Yowza…now I’m impressed! Who could possibly ever let me go...they need me!
Hey, it’s officially Spring! Did you know that April is “Earth Month”? That means everyone needs to try extra special hard to take care of all the living creatures on Earth, and be extra helpful and thoughtful for the environment. Of course, that would include me. So, I see it as your chance to spoil me and make me win your heart!
And whining about spoiling, it’s a great time to spoil and pamper ANYONE you love here at the Haven Spa as you can save money and impress them too! You can even win a beautiful royal Pandora bracelet with 3 charms on it! Of course, it can’t possibly be as “charming” as me! There are some awesome gift certificates, though, and great deals on body treatments, facials and waxing. Huh? Don’t think I’ll take a waxing….I’d like to keep my hair, thank you very much! Anyway, all I’ve been hearing when waddling around the Spa lately is all the hype about some “Royal Wedding”? The only royalty around here is in my attitude!
Apparently, April is also a month for rabbits…huh? Not sure where I heard that, but perhaps there will be a few little bunny critters out there for me to eyeball and have fun with! Wait…did someone say chocolate? April means chocolate, eggs and bright colors? Oh shucks….dogs can’t have chocolate (big sad face). Okay, but maybe you could hire me for that Easter Egg Hunt. I’m great at finding treasures…you know, with my “royalty” background and all!
Here’s one last ditch effort on my part to escape on a spring getaway, as the hotel has extended its “Park n Fly” promo! Oh come on….live a little...(pant, pant)…take me!
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